VACCINES

Humans of the old world decided to create loads of vaccines since it was the only way to make money out of the crisis after fucking up their economies.

Records indicate there were many vaccines, but the following is a summary of what archeologists have discovered:

Vaccine nameOriginSide-effect / Superpower
SINOVACChinaPictures of Winnie the Pooh make you nauseous
PFIZERMultinationalOccasional excruciating pain as your DNA mutates
MODERNAUnited StatesExponential appetite
SPUTNIK VRussiaBear-like strength
ASTRAZANECAUnited KingdomGhost of King George II communicates with you from time to time in his native German tongue