PEOPLE OF THE PANDEMIC

Archeologists have surmised people could be divided into about 2 different camps during the end days: DEAD and ALIVE. The ALIVE camp was particularly interesting and could further be divided into 4 types of people.

COVINAZI

They loved lockdowns and couldn’t get enough of them. They were quick to tell people everyone was getting Covid because you weren’t wearing a mask, or not wearing enough masks. They became nervous if you approached them physically and would bathe regularly in tubs of sanitizing gel or kerosene.

COVIDIOTS

These people didn’t care for rules much, for no reason. They would go out and hug old people while they had fever and a cough and would never wash their hands or shower. Some people also call them ‘beggars’.

SHEEPLE

These people stocked up on toilet paper, locked themselves inside their houses and stayed terrified while the world burned. They read all the news about Covid, especially the government news telling them are not safe, but if they cower inside their house for 2-4 more years, everyone will be okay again.

SCEPTICS

Otherwise known as ‘intelligent people’ these guys knew what was going on and had a basic grasp of maths and science. They would appear on social media and point out very obvious things like lockdown was not scientifically proven to stop any kind of virus , and how winter deaths in 2020 resembled winter deaths in 2019, and 2018 and every year before that. Unfortunately, during the end days, logic was in short supply and so they were largely ignored.